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"Yo, it's Nakahara Chuuya. I'm way too busy to talk to you right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to you. Probably."

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[goatsongs]

I feel like it'd get fewer tourists if that were typical.

Or else just get weirder tourists.

[thotsandprayers]

Probably just the latter, it really is a lovely place. I can't imagine the risk of something like that would stop too many people. Though I must ask, was that something you experienced before arriving here?

[goatsongs]

I haven't, but I did dive into a version of Alice in Wonderland where another me was playing the role of the Mad Hatter, I feel like that should count for something.

[thotsandprayers]

How...curious.

[Chuuya, do you know Nursery Rhyme?]

I would certainly say that does count. It's more experience with other worlds than I've had.

[She's not counting SERAPH as another world.]

[goatsongs]

[No but he would adopt her on sight.]

I don't know if 'the world inside books' counts as a separate world of its own. More like... a place human bodies can't reach.

[thotsandprayers]

It's still closer to the idea than anywhere I've been.

[goatsongs]

Except here, right?

[thotsandprayers]

Right. Except for here.

[goatsongs]

One off-world trip should be enough for anybody.

[thotsandprayers]

Perhaps, but I understand that isn't the case for some.

[goatsongs]

Some of my coworkers are crazy enough to be down for more.

[thotsandprayers]

Mine as well.

[There's all kinds in Chaldea. Surely some of them would enjoy a trip through the multiverse. Or in Musashi's case, basically be doing that already.]

[goatsongs]

There's this one guy - Shimazaki Touson, doubt you've heard of him either - who keeps asking the rest of us if they remember what dying felt like, since he forgot when he was transmigrated? And one of us suggested he go get killed by a Taint and then get summoned again and maybe he'd remember it this time. And he actually tried to go do that.

Weirdo.

[thotsandprayers]

I suppose it's a good thing that none of my coworkers are quite that foolish.

[Okay, they're pretty foolish, but she doesn't think anyone's done that. At least not yet?]

[goatsongs]

You're lucky. My coworkers are the worst.

[thotsandprayers]

Then I believe it's only fair that if you ever need to vent, I offer my ear.

[She's used to hearing people's coworker complaints anyways.]

[goatsongs]

I don't know where I'd even start. Ango's usually high on something or other, Edogawa has an addiction to pranks, Tanizaki is a masochist and it's annoying as hell to fight alongside someone who moans every time he gets hit-

[yeah i'm sure kiara wouldn't know what that's like]

[thotsandprayers]

Ah, yes. I can imagine that would certainly try someone's patience.

[Don't mind her, she's just trying to look like she knows absolutely nothing about that at all.]

[goatsongs]

Right? I hope none of your coworkers are like that.

[Well. None of her coworkers, at least.]

[thotsandprayers]

Thankfully no, that's not something any of them do. As far as I'm aware anyways, it's not like I do much fighting.

[goatsongs]

You're lucky. Feels like that's all I do these days.

[thotsandprayers]

At least you get a break here, then.

[Or at least Kiara assumes that's the case. Or maybe Chuuya's in that fight club in the Underground, not like she would know.]

[goatsongs]

Unless Malachite makes us fight-horny again or something.

[He saw what happened to some of the people rampaging during their first transformation.]

[thotsandprayers]

I could do without the first part of that again.

[Getting into a fight with a rampaging Servant was exhausting! And not the fun kind of...okay, she had fun, sure. But still not a favorite method for tiring herself out.]

[goatsongs]

You're telling me. Do those transformations happen a lot around here?