DECEMBER✦2016
INTRO ▸ Zelgadis Graywords, Belarus, Chuuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai, Charlie, Froud
First experiences in the City. Aphro'd sex, drinking vodka, and meeting some alternate selves.
DRINKING ▸ Cloud Strife
Drowning the sorrows of being stuck here.
VINES ▸ Chuuya Nakahara
Getting a vine cut out of his arm.
DOLLS ▸ Zelgadis Graywords
These sex dolls are creepy as hell.
FESTIVITY ▸ Osamu Dazai, Froud
Mistletoe and mistlefoe. Tiny's first time killing a person.
RESURRECTION ▸ Froud
Why did this guy have to come back? Servant acquired.
JANUARY✦2017
EARS ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Becoming a furry is no excuse for shoving people.
WINGS ▸ Zelgadis Graywords, Froud, Belarus
Have you tried not being a furry?
HOPES ▸ Junko Enoshima, Belarus, Natori Shuuichi, Minako Arisato
Fetch quests for witches are weird.
HAIR ▸ Chuuya Nakahara
Like, can you not touch his hair, please?
ROOMMATE ▸ Yamanbagiri Kunihiro
Is this technically a castmate???
CATNIP ▸ Osamu Dazai
Don't pounce on people smaller than you.
NUZZLING ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
Don't nuzzle people smaller than you either?
STRIP FIGHT ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
This club was such a bad idea.
SERVER ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
Out of all the jobs in the world, why choose this one?
NURSE ▸ Froud
Chuuya And Froud Make A Porno.
ADJUSTMENT ▸ Yuuri Katsuki
He knows this is weird, but maybe panic in your room?
SWEATER ▸ Konoe
If this is fashion, then fashion is stupid.
FASHION ▸ Froud
Actually, this is the pinnacle of stupid, right here.
EXPOSURE ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
At least Atsushi has an excuse.
FEBRUARY✦2017
MILKSHAKES ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
This date is actually pretty innocent.
FENCE ▸ Asuramaru
Get down from there, asshole.
DATE ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
So many dokis going on.
DRINKING GAMES ▸ Osamu Dazai, Froud
What else do you do when everyone else is weakened by a curse and you're almost fine?
CHARMS ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
That may not have worked like you hoped it would.
MERMAN ▸ Chuuya Nakahara
What asshole invented nets, because he's going to fight them.
VALENTINES ▸ Atsushi Nakajima, Yamanbagiri Kunihiro, Osamu Dazai (AU)
Chocolates for cute boyfriends, and also from strangers.
ALONE ▸ Sakunosuke Oda
Who's grumpy on Valentine's Day?
FINGERS ▸ Akiko Yosano
Please don't cut off any of his body parts.
ABUSE ▸ Froud
Froud's dreams: let's blow this popsicle stand.
TORTURE ▸ Osamu Dazai (AU)
Other Dazai's dreams: an interrogation.
DOMESTIC ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
Atsushi's dreams: life in the library together.
TALL ▸ Chuuya Nakahara
Chuuya's dreams: being the biggest of all.
ORPHANAGE ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
This is not as fun as Atsushi's other dream.
INTERVIEW ▸ Zoe Hange
He's not human anymore and there's a free drink.
MARCH✦2017
FUCK CIEMRA TBH ▸ Froud, Yamanbagiri Kunihiro, Atsushi Nakajima, Yuuri Katsuki, Zoe Hange
Who wouldn't want to drink until they pass out with those illusions going around?
STRANGLING ▸ Froud
If there's anyone he's regretted shooting less, it's this guy.
TEENAGER ▸ Osamu Dazai
He is not equipped to babysit teenagers.
ORPHAN ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
Still not equipped for babysitting.
SMALL ROOMMATE ▸ Yamanbagiri Kunihiro
At least don't let your roomies wake up and freak out on their own.
NOTICE ME SENPAI ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Exactly why this Dazai and this Akutagawa are so weird.
WHITE DAY ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
A gift from his boyfriend.
PETTING ZOO ▸ Kaiko, Aurus
A once in a lifetime chance to pet some book monsters.
SEA SHELLS ▸ Asuramaru
Would you actually die if someone stole some?
OFFERINGS ▸ Kaiko
Talking to a shrine isn't like talking to a person.
PILLOW MOUND ▸ Asuramaru, Atsushi Nakajima, Kaiko
Buried in so many pillows.
APRIL✦2017
PRANKS ▸ Froud, Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai (AU), Sakunosuke Oda
The world may be crumbling, but it's still April Fools' Day.
PICKUP LINES ▸ Yuuri Katsuki, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Kaiko, Asuramaru
It's the library pun that makes this so terrible.
BLOOD DRIVE ▸ Froud, Asuramaru
Tantric energy drive doesn't have the same ring to it.
BIRTHDAY ▸ Atsushi Nakajima, Asuramaru, Kaiko, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Froud, Yuuri Katsuki
Don't put thirty-one candles on a birthday cake. Really don't put a hundred and ten candles on a birthday cake.
SLOTS ▸ Asuramaru
Zombies would have been better than secrets.
MAY✦2017
OBJECTIVES ▸ Froud, Asuramaru, Atsushi Nakajima
Fixing up the world is worth embarrassment.
MINDREADING ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
Surprise, Atsushi, your boyfriend loves you.
DESK SEX ▸ Yuuri Katsuki
Ikea ruins, what did you expect.
IKEA RUINS ▸ Makoto Narumi, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Good luck climbing walls and avoiding weird sex things.
JUNE✦2017
DUNK ▸ Leo Tsukinaga, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
He's still working on the water powers.
SPILLED JUICE ▸ Irhya Pendhula
Don't cry over it. Don't whine over it either.
DESERT SHINIES ▸ Subaru Akeoshi
You're going to get yourself killed if you just run off.
MELT INTO INK ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
I have the least consistent thread tracker ever.
INTOXICANTS ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
He'd pick booze over cactus juice.
PERISCOPE ▸ Yuuri Katsuki
Today, in "bad ideas for sex toys".
DECAYING INK ▸ Atsushi Nakajima, Froud
Losing his stability, both physical and mental.
HOT SPRINGS ▸ Yuuri Katsuki
It sure would be nice if he wasn't turning into ink right now.
INK MONSTERS ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
At least he didn't get the cannibalism feature.
FESTIVAL FUN ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Did you know that Ryuunosuke can smile?
COLOR FESTIVAL ▸ Atsushi Nakajima, Asuramaru
After that month, he deserves a party.
ABSTRACT ART ▸ Gaelio Bauduin
He knows a little about the not-writing kinds of art, too.
JULY✦2017
SOLUTIONS ▸ Irhya Pendhula
He'd like to hope this works.
URGES ▸ Atsushi Nakajima
Rough sex with the boyfriend.
ATTACHED ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
Sure, cling to his clothes.
CASTMATE CANDLES ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
If you wish for somebody, wish for Tanizaki.
BITE HIM ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
Glitter bombs are weird and creepy.
LOST SERVANT ▸ Asuramaru, Yuuki Kuran, Atsushi Nakajima, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
Chuuya's coping skills are not good.
ICE PALACE ▸ Shinya Hiiragi
Well-adjusted people with normal ice mirrors.
AUGUST✦2017
ART FESTIVAL ▸ Asuramaru, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Poetry readings and walking into people.
DRAGONS ▸ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru)
No surprise, Akutagawa wants to see them.
SEPTEMBER✦2017
HIS SEED ▸ Atsushi Nakajima, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (BunAru), Yuuki Kuran
Find him, please.
NOVEMBER✦2017
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